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Description: "She's the best there is at what she does, but what she does will definitely give you pink eye..."

Description: "Sun's Out, Guns Out"

Description: Lovable Mutant x Classic Skateboarding Icon

Description: Gone too soon. Never Forget. Resurrect him already, Krakoa! (Best served with butter.)

Description: "I have a sleeping disorder."

Description: All the gimmicks. All the tropes. Whatever sells, baby!

Description: Roy Lichtenstein gave this to Dead Girl to give to you.

Description: A Cyclops and Emma Frost Romance Novel

Description: These claws don't need no stinkin' Adamantium!

Description: tick...tick...tick...

Description: a.k.a. Zev Love X-Men

Description: Thory not Thory

Description: It's Christmas on Krakoa!

Description: Andy Warhol! Roy Lichtenstein! Me! (what???)

Description: Now talking to Doop requires 3D glasses AND a decoder ring!

Description: Share your love of the most amazing X-Man with the world!

Description: duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn... LANDSHARK!!!

Description: 1980s X-Men weirdness, y'all!

Description: Are those Maggott's maggots bursting forth from your chest, or are you happy to see me?

Description: "Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do... So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop ba-Doop..." -- Salt-N-Pepa (uh...sort of?)

Description: What?! She did a song with the RZA and Ghostface!

Description: Join right in! Sing along!

Description: "Can you wear this in the ring? It'll really up my sales!"

Description: "Get your 'Scrooge gets hit with a chair' t-shirts here! Relive chairmageddon -- as a shirt!" (c) Louie Inc.

Description: Get the shirt that Scrooge defaced to boost the spirit of his nerdiest nephew! (c) Louie Inc.

Description: R.I.P.

Description: ...but I do have weakness for Happy Meal toys.

Description: "This park was built for the enjoyment of McDonalds customers only."

Description: ...and thee and thee and thee.

Description: ...and thee and thee and thee.

Description: A little flirty, a little dirty -- and 100% historically accurate!

Description: A little flirty, a little dirty -- and 100% historically accurate!

Description: The naughty peninsula gets a t-shirt!

Description: The naughty peninsula gets a t-shirt!